What if Gordon Ramsay voiced a GPS
“Great job, you missed the exit you fucking disgrace.”
Trauma’s Mark
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Remember, my fellow bisexuals, we lose our advantage on Stealth rolls and automatic sneak attack damage this week.
i don’t think mordecai and rigby were ever gay for each other but i do think many times rigby would be like dude if i was a girl would you want to fuck me and mordecai is like dude that’s weird. no. and rigby is all bent out of shape about it and in the middle of the night when they’re both trying to sleep he’s like why wouldn’t you fuck me if i was a girl. i’m cute right? or am i ugly and that’s why i’m single… and mordecai is like fine whatever i’d fuck girl you. stop bringing it up now. & the next day rigby is like fuck off muscle man i’m not ugly mordecai said he’d fuck girl me & then a portal opens to an alternate dimension where they’re genderbent like that adventure time episode and the voice of god is like mordecai you must make good on your word. fuck girl rigby.
we should legalize polyamorous marriage for all the other reasons we should but also because I wanna see what polygamous divorce looks like
